Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.