The best morbid jokes

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 56.22 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 55.68 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 55.07 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.80 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 53.03 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.60 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.54 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 51.76 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid