How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.