The best morbid jokes

Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 56.41 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 55.58 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 55.07 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.50 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 53.03 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.16 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 51.76 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.70 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid