The best morbid jokes

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.34 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 58.51 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 57.51 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 57.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.84 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid