The best morbid jokes

Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 60.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 59.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 58.16 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 57.06 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.31 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid