The best morbid jokes

Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 59.42 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 57.37 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 57.10 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 56.93 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 56.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa