The best morbid jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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