Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.