Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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