Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.