The best morbid jokes

Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 56.57 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.32 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 55.58 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 54.11 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 53.80 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.54 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.28 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid