Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.