The best morbid jokes

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.79 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 65.38 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 65.21 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.11 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.66 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.50 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid