The best morbid jokes

What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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