The best morbid jokes

Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 63.87 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.61 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.43 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 62.15 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 61.47 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 58.38 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.51 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid