What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.