The best morbid jokes

Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 64.98 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.83 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.75 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.03 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.04 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.01 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 59.63 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 58.13 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid