The best morbid jokes

Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.29 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 64.06 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.02 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 62.64 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid