The best morbid jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.47 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.35 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 64.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.26 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.22 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.09 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.55 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 57.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid