Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."