The best morbid jokes

Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 63.76 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.39 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.05 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.73 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 60.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.68 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid