Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.