The best morbid jokes

Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 64.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.48 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.21 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.11 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 63.30 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.02 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 61.46 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid