The best music jokes

Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
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