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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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