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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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