A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!