The best music jokes

When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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