The best music jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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