The best music jokes

Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
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