When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering a minor.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!