Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will "let it go let it go".
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.