Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."