The best music jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: music, women
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 59.31 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
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