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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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