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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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