Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.