Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!