The best music jokes

A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 59.55 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
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