The best music jokes

Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
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