Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.