Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will "let it go let it go".
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What's the Cure?
Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering a minor.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.