The best music jokes

Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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