Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect.
It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera.
"When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune."
Finally the day arrived.
Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate.
At the bar, he brought out his trick fly.
On cue, it started moonwalking.
"What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender.
In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe.
"Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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