The best music jokes

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.72 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
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