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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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