What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!