The best music jokes

Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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