What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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