The best music jokes

What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.80 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 55.87 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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