The best music jokes

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.97 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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