The best music jokes

How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
has 56.42 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
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