Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering a minor.
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!