I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.