Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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