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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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