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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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