The best music jokes

Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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