After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.