How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.