The best music jokes

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 55.05 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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