The best music jokes

After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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