How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.