The best music jokes

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.89 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
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