Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What's the Cure?
Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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