The best music jokes

Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.42 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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has 55.90 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
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