The best music jokes

How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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