A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!