Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.