Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Vote:
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50cent featuring Nickelback.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Vote:
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.