Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.