How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.