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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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