The best music jokes

I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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More jokes about: music, sport
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music


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