The best music jokes

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
has 55.05 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
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