What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band?
The Doors.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."