I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.