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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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