The best music jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: music, women
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 60.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music