The best music jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: music
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music