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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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