The best music jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: music