The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.