The best music jokes

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music