One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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