The best music jokes

One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 64.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 62.47 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather