The best music jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music
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