Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!