The best music jokes

Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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