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A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 59.66 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
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