Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!