2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.