The best music jokes

Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 58.99 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
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