Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.