The best music jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 58.99 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
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