Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."