Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?