The best music jokes

Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
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