The best music jokes

Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
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