The best music jokes

How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 57.93 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.77 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 56.70 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
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