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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars." The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says, "Play it? If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna screw it!"
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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