The best music jokes

Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 59.08 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.13 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.77 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
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