The best music jokes

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music, school, student
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 74.84 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 74.27 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
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