The best music jokes

Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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