The best music jokes

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, music
I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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has 71.51 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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