The best music jokes

I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music, school, student
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
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