The best music jokes

Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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