Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can watch music.