The best music jokes

Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music, school, student
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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has 71.90 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
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