The best music jokes

Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
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has 76.20 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: life, music
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.15 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 74.70 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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