The best music jokes

I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
has 75.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? A: They have no organs.
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: church, music
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
has 73.77 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music, school, student
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