Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.