I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.