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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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