Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will "let it go let it go".
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish?
Kim: I..
*Kanye grabs mic*
Kanye: She do.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.