The best music jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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