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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars." The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says, "Play it? If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna screw it!"
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has 67.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, disgusting, money, music
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