The best music jokes

I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? A: They have no organs.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: church, music
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars." The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says, "Play it? If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna screw it!"
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has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, disgusting, money, music
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
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