Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!