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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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