The best music jokes

I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: life, music
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
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