The best music jokes

Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 67.03 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
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