The best music jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 71.81 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: catholic, death, life, music, party
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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