The best music jokes

I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 67.15 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 64.47 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
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