I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
Vote:
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band?
The Doors.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering a minor.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
