The best music jokes

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: catholic, death, life, music, party
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
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