What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.