I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!