The best music jokes

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 70 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 69.49 % from 66 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Vote: has 69.28 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
Vote: has 68.89 % from 57 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life, music