The best music jokes

What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama