Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.