The best music jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 63.54 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music