The best music jokes

Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music