I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.