All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection.
Once, a man asked how much a record cost.
My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song.
It gives me time to change the radio station.