Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.