The best music jokes

Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 64.25 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 63.67 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars." The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says, "Play it? If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna screw it!"
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has 63.65 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, disgusting, money, music
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: music
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music