The best music jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music