The best music jokes

I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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