The best music jokes

I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music