Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 
Vote:
Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Vote:
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
A: They have no organs.
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song.
It gives me time to change the radio station.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.”
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, its average!”