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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 69.52 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!” So the woman asked, “Is this a record?” To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
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has 69.06 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music, women
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, music
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? A: They have no organs.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: church, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
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