Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.