The best music jokes

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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