The best music jokes

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, school, time
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, music
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
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