The best music jokes

I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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has 71.03 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, music
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.30 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
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