The best music jokes

I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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has 74.12 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: birthday, music, party, terrorist
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 73.43 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
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