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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
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I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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