Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching porn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.