What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.