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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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