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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: music, teacher
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 74.61 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: catholic, death, life, music, party
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
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