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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 75.21 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: music, teacher
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.15 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 73.58 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
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