Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? A: They have no organs.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.