Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.