The best nerd jokes

Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd