The best nerd jokes

Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 56.28 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd