The best nerd jokes

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd
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