The best nerd jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd