The best nerd jokes

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd