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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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