The best nerd jokes

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, nerd
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
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