The best nerd jokes

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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