Hide a seek champion...
;
Since 1958
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Vote:
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Vote:
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Infinity mathematicians came to bar.
First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter...
The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Vote: