Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.