The best nerd jokes

Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
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