The best nerd jokes

Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
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