Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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