The best nerd jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
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