The best nerd jokes

Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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