Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!