The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.