The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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With his bare hands.
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A: Classical conditioning.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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