The best phone jokes

What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
A college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: college, football, phone, sport
My mate down the pub asked me last night "Why do you have so many sex noises saved to your phone?" I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beer, husband, old people, phone, women
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
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