The best phone jokes

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
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