Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives.
They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."