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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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