The best phone jokes

Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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