The best phone jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 56.20 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to.” After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back. Customer: “Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL.” Tech Support: “Yes?” Customer: “Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?” Tech Support: “Trust me — they don’t.” Customer: “Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn’t know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service.”
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, money, phone
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, phone
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
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