The best phone jokes

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
has 46.32 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
has 45.95 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
has 44.66 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
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