The best phone jokes

What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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