The best phone jokes

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
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