The best phone jokes

So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
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