The best phone jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
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