The best phone jokes

Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
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