The best phone jokes

Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, phone, sex, wife
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 54.89 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
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