The best pirate jokes

Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: pirate, winter
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, pirate
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: pirate, Yo mama
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black people, pirate, racist
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, pirate
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