The best pirate jokes

Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: pirate, winter
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
Q: How do pirates make their money? A: By hook or by crook!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money, pirate
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: pirate, Yo mama
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, pirate
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, pirate
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, pirate
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