Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"