Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go."
Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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