The best political jokes

At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, political
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
has 52.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
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