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Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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