The best political jokes

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
has 49.58 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
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