The best political jokes

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 53.15 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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