The best political jokes

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 49.73 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
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