Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?
He said quickly Obama.
When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Vote:
Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
Vote:
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go."
Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"