Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''