A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go."
Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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