Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"