The best political jokes

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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has 54.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, republican
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid