Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?