The best racist jokes

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.21 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.01 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.80 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 57.67 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.63 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
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