The best racist jokes

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 53.52 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 53.25 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 53.14 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 52.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.82 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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