The best racist jokes

What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"

Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"