The best racist jokes

Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 54.45 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 54.34 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 54.33 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 54.12 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 53.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.91 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 53.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 53.78 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 53.74 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 53.42 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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