A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop