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Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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