What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.