The best racist jokes

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 55.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 55.03 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 54.98 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 54.89 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 54.56 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.54 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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