The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
has 57.32 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
has 57.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
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