The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.38 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.82 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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