Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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