Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.