The best racist jokes

At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 54.88 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 54.84 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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