Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.