The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 60.24 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 60.12 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 59.62 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
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