Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.