The best racist jokes

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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