Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."