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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.46 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 59.27 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
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