Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.