I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.