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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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