Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.