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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 54.88 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 54.67 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 54.63 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 54.46 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 54.07 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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