The best racist jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 52.55 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.54 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 52.41 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 52.34 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 52.26 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 52.21 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.19 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
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