Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.