The best racist jokes

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 52.23 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 52.08 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 51.96 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 51.93 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.88 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 51.87 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 51.78 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
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