The best racist jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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