How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.