How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.