The best racist jokes

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 58.74 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.28 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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