The best racist jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.58 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.22 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 58.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.27 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 58.04 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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