An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.