Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.