The best racist jokes

Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 58.88 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.43 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.10 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
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