The best racist jokes

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 54.21 % from 437 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 54.16 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 54.01 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 53.88 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.87 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 53.71 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 53.63 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: racist, time
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