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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 57.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 57.59 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 57.56 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 57.37 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
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