What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"