Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"