The best racist jokes

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 53.55 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 53.50 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 53.49 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 53.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 53.37 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.19 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 53.10 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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