The best racist jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 57.07 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 57.01 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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