What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!