My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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