Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.