An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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