The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 56.90 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 56.83 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.37 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
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