Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."