The best racist jokes

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 52.74 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 52.55 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 52.51 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 52.48 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 52.42 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 52.42 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 52.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
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