The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.08 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 55.87 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
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