You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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