Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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