The best racist jokes

Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.75 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 53.69 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 53.48 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 53.46 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 53.43 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 53.41 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 53.39 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 53.05 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 53.01 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
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