The best racist jokes

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 57.17 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 56.84 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.05 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 55.86 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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