The best racist jokes

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.34 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 46.31 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.96 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 45.02 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 44.99 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
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