The best racist jokes

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.10 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.67 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 46.49 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.30 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
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