Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!