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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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