Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.