What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.