What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.