The best racist jokes

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 54.50 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 54.03 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 54.01 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 53.90 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 53.67 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
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