Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"