Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line