How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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