The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.66 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.33 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 46.23 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: racist
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 45.83 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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