Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.