How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.