A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.