Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.