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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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