Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.