How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.