The best racist jokes

Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.86 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
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