Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.