An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.