The best racist jokes

Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, racist
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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has 44.24 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: racist
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 43.84 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 43.75 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.61 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: racist
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