Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.