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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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