The best racist jokes

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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