The best racist jokes

How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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