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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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