The best racist jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 45.87 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.56 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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has 45.09 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: racist
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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has 44.93 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 44.91 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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has 44.78 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 44.74 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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has 44.74 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: racist
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