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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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