The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.95 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.89 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: racist
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 44.78 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 44.60 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 44.52 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 44.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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has 44.14 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 43.71 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.63 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
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