What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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