Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.