Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.