What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"