How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.