The best racist jokes

Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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