The best racist jokes

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Vote: has 49.79 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, racist


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