A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”