The best racist jokes

Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!