The best racist jokes

Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: racist
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, racist
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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has 44.46 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 44.45 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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has 44.39 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 44.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.90 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.85 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
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