The best racist jokes

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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