The best racist jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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