Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.