Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."