Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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