The best racist jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, love, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 48.08 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.80 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 47.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 47.18 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
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