What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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