The best racist jokes

What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 48.43 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, love, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.17 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 47.71 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 47.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.61 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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