The best racist jokes

A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 48.10 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 47.18 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
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