Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.