The best racist jokes

Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 47.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 47.25 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 46.78 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 46.66 % from 569 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 46.66 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.65 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: racist
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