A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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