The best racist jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 49.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 48.75 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 48.42 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
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