A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.