The best racist jokes

The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, love, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
has 48.01 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
has 47.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
has 47.52 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
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