A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...