Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.