What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.