Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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