Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.