The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.61 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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has 33.59 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.21 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 32.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 32.60 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.59 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 31.33 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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