Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.