The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 33.40 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.40 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.67 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 31.31 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
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