Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.