Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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