The best racist jokes

Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.93 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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has 38.77 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 38.01 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
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