Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.