A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"