The best racist jokes

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 34.54 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 34.51 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 34.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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has 34.36 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 34.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 34.31 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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has 34.16 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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