The best racist jokes

Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 35.21 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 34.94 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 34.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 34.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 34.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
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