The best racist jokes

A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 35.78 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
has 35.71 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
has 35.71 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
has 35.44 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
has 35.41 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
has 35.24 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
has 35.23 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
has 35.08 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
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