The best racist jokes

Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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has 34.36 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 34.31 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 33.91 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 33.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 33.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 33.51 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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