A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”