Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"