Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.