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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 37.61 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 37.29 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 37.01 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 36.62 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 36.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.05 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: racist
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