Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.