Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.