Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".