The best racist jokes

How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 34.85 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 34.74 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 34.70 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 34.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 34.51 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 34.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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has 34.36 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
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