Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.