What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.