Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.