The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 36.31 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.27 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 36.21 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 35.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.52 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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