The best racist jokes

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 35.17 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.16 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 35.06 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 34.89 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 34.85 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 34.70 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 34.54 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
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