How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!