I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.