The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Vote: has 43.64 % from 130 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
Vote: has 43.61 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Vote: has 43.43 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Vote: has 43.40 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Vote: has 42.47 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Vote: has 42.00 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Vote: has 41.82 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.76 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

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