Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.