The best relationship jokes

A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: "What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?" "Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship, time, Valentines day
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, relationship, time
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
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has 74.42 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: christian, dirty, relationship, sex, student
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, political, relationship
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 72.62 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
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has 72.19 % from 532 votes. More jokes about: relationship, women