The best relationship jokes

I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 75.33 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 74.68 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: love, relationship, single
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
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has 73.99 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: christian, dirty, relationship, sex, student
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
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has 72.49 % from 538 votes. More jokes about: relationship, women