The best relationship jokes

2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
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has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: love, mean, relationship, romantic, Valentines day
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 74.46 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: love, relationship, single
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
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has 72.65 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: christian, dirty, relationship, sex, student
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
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has 72.49 % from 538 votes. More jokes about: relationship, women
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 72.39 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist