The best relationship jokes

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: love, relationship, single
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: relationship, work
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women