The best relationship jokes

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life, political, relationship
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 71.41 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: relationship, work
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship