Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.