The best religious jokes

What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
A young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian. She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too. Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air. There's just one girl who doesn't raise her hand. So the teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. The girl says, "Because I'm not a Christian." The teacher asks, "So what are you then? " The girl replies, "I'm an atheist." The teacher's a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she's an atheist. The girl says, "It's just that my family isn't religious. My Mom's atheist, and my Dad's atheist, so I'm atheist."rnrnThe teacher is now angry. " That's no reason." she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?" "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a born-again Christian."
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has 65.69 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: atheist, Christmas, kids, religious, teacher
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 64.70 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 64.27 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, management, religious
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious