The best school jokes

Twin brother were in a same class. Teacher ask them to write their father’s name. They wrote different name. Teacher was shocked and ask them why did they wrote the different names. They reply, ” Now you wont say that we cheated”.
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has 75.75 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, time, work
One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious; "What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy?" "You can’t even imagine-..! Today at school, I planted a bomb on the teacher’s chair and we all laughed sooo hard!" The mother upset: "Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know that you’re going to be suspended? How you think you’re gonna show up in the school again tomorrow?" And Bob, with a stupid smile on his face: "School? What school?"
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
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has 75.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: school
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
A student visits the principal's office The principal asks: "What is your name?" The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david." The principal asks: "Do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: school, student
Teacher: What makes you see? Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears. Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: school
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
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has 75.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: car, school
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school
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