The best school jokes

After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, time, work
I don’t want to go to school,” said a son to his father. “Why not,” asked the father. “I don’t feel well.” “Where don’t you feel well,” the father asked. “At school!”
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: school
You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, student, time, work
A teacher:"John, I hope I won't see you're cheating." John:"Me either."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?” Johnny: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Johnny, bark.” Johnny: “Bow, wow, wow!”
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has 73.48 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: school
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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has 73.44 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: history, school
Teacher: What makes you see? Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears. Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: school
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
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has 73.41 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: school
“Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name on this report card.”
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has 73.35 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: school
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