After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
I don’t want to go to school,” said a son to his father. “Why not,” asked the father. “I don’t feel well.” “Where don’t you feel well,” the father asked. “At school!”
You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
A teacher:"John, I hope I won't see you're cheating." John:"Me either."
Teacher: “Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?” Johnny: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Johnny, bark.” Johnny: “Bow, wow, wow!”
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Teacher: What makes you see? Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears. Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
“Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name on this report card.”