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Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: church, dad, fish, school, sport
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, ginger, school
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
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has 66.13 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: school
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
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