The best school jokes

A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it to school today,” he said. “Who is this speaking,” said the secretary. "This is my father!”
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: school
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 64.57 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.43 % from 793 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 64.21 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday." Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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has 64.10 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
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