The best school jokes

A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “My homework.”
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
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has 66.49 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
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