The best school jokes

One day in class, the teacher says: "Joe, 'I read, you read' what tense is that?" "Simple Lost tense!"
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: air force, school, terrorist, war
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
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has 66.33 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 66.22 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, school
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “My homework.”
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
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