The best school jokes

If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, school, student
I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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has 61.78 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school
TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: school
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p? Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 61.59 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
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