A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"