Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”