The best school jokes

What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, school, student, weather
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
has 50.99 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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