The best school jokes

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.75 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: marriage, school
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
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