The best school jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.59 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, school, student, weather
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
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