The best school jokes

What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, school, student, weather
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
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