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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report." Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
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Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
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Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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A student to his teacher: "I haven't got no pencil." Teacher, correcting him: "You don't have any pencil. He doesn't have any pencils. We don't have any pencils." Student, with a look of astonishment: "Where have all the pencils gone?"
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