The best school jokes

Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public? Because they’re private tooters.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: school
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, school, teacher
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.” “I’m surprised,” said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear.” “Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: school
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: school
John: Knock, knock. Justin: Who’s there? John: Gladys. Justin: Gladys, who? John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school
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